sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
her vagine was all disorganized.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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