it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
