Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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