Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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