oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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