I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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