the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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