Dual....:-)
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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