There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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