Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(905): View more from Toronto

You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?

(1-905): View more from Toronto

Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.

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(650): View more from California

I love my bros weed

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Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though

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(989): View more from Michigan

News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.

(1-989): View more from Michigan

Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.

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(805): View more from California

You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.

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(913): View more from Kansas

It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.

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(256): View more from Alabama

He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.

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(713): View more from Texas

Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'

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(541): View more from Oregon

I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?

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