TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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