My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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