I accidentally burped into my bong.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Randomize
