Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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