Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Brb crying the tears of my youth
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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