Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Terrible idea I love it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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