Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
