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I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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