IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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