We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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