Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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