Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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