my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
