margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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