Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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