should my penis look like a turkey
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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