Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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