all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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