woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
Randomize
