forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm really busy with my period
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