I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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