And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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