I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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