All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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