If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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