I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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