I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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