Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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