google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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