WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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