I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
