i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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