shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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