I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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