Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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