i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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