i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You are a genius and a whore.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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