they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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