I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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