i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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