I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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