ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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