I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
