ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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