Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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