brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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