I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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